scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

scooterblob

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.

I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.

by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.

"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.

by vito141 August 4, 2011

scootie woop

The sudden or quick feeling of enthusiasm, enjoyment, exuberance, & eagerness

Scootie woop is how my girl makes me feel!!

by Pretty Princess May 9, 2016

shoot at

To holla at somebody; to e at them

Guy 1: hey you know Jane
Guy 2: Yeah, she fine
Guy 1: Ima shoot at her when school starts

by TheSuburanQueen August 13, 2017

Scoota Gang

The original scootigans. Established in San Diego 2019

Scoota gang is ripping the streets of San Diego

by Scootsmagoots October 10, 2019

Scootrat

A nickname given to Scooter Braun for being an awful petty person

Y'all heard that allegedly Scootrat supports genocide in Yemen?
Yup, yup, Scooter Braun is a terrible guy and should stream The Man by Taylor Swift on Spotify

by TheArcher13 November 29, 2019