puss slayer

To slay puss is to fuck pussy hard, fast and long...

They call me the puss slayer
"He was so good at slaying my puss"

They call me the puss slayer
"He was so good at slaying my puss"

by Bestdefs August 2, 2014

rocks like slayer

Used when referring to something that is way more cool than cool. Created by CHS Tiger Band Class of '93 in Corpus Christi, Texas in 1991.

Dude, that burger rocks like Slayer!

Man, your mom rocks like Slayer for buying you that Corvette!

by Shandar7 May 4, 2011

kelly slater

Best professional surfer maybe of all time. 6x World Cup winner and 2x Triple Crown winner. Shreds up the water efortlessly and looks good while doing. Also is rumored to be with the victorias secret model Gisele.

Kelly Slater is the gnarliest surfer I have ever seen! Did you see him drop in on that 9 ft swell?

by get stupid August 13, 2006

donkey slayer

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.

Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

slacker

A lazy azz person who instead of doing work, sits his azz on the couch and watches TV, plays video game, eats alot of food and never worries about anything because he know he will get the job done at the last minute and in the end just chill.

I am a slacker/bum/lowlife.

by PSX December 28, 2005

Slayer

THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."

Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.

And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!

Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!

*cue "Angel of Death"*

(Next Day)

News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.

by some guy12 December 22, 2008

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

by Neil G. February 9, 2007