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Oh My Skirt 

Used by bible thumping, conservative, skirt wearing church goers, who substitute the word "SKIRT" for "GOD"
Its used so these bible thumpers don't have to says god.

"oh my skirt"
Oh My Skirt by Danner22 August 3, 2009

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek! 

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
Blake! Dont be such a skirt! Ride that boy!
Skirt by White Beyonce May 8, 2009
The same as when you call someone a sissy or as weak as a girl,

A skirt is worn by a girl so your calling the person a girl.
You skirt - you girl
you're such a skirt - your such a girl
a skirt by Bigbasherboy September 17, 2006

long skirt bun head 

n. a woman from a conservative religious community who dresses in long skirt and long sleeves, not being allowed to wear pants or show flesh, and has to wear her hair long but tied back in a bun: can be used to describe Amish, Mennonite, Apostolic Christian, or other weird religions

may be seen in cities occasionally, are more often seen in children's hospitals caring for their inbred children
Doctor: Where did all these long skirt bun heads come from?
Nurse: There is a little Amish boy on 4S with some weird congenital condition.
long skirt bun head by wheezy302 November 25, 2007
A mix between a "meff", "scruff" and "scatty" person.
Shut up ya skret.
Skret by MFKD2012 August 31, 2012