Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

skirt-fluffer

NOUN - (usually as a female) one who dances around barefooted in Show Low Pines, with earphones in.

Tammy is a wild child...a skirt-fluffer!

by sexctwerp January 23, 2019

Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass

I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good

by Table for two November 25, 2020