a very lame and annoying thing that teenage boys from the monterey bay area do. it is basicly like watching skinny boys fall while wearing helmets and knee pads.
skater 1 - dude did you see that gnarnly video of me skating?
normal person- NO. I HATE SKATER VIDEOS! EVERYONE DOES!!
normal person- NO. I HATE SKATER VIDEOS! EVERYONE DOES!!
by sar&sav January 22, 2012
Get the skater videomug. The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
by Bigdickrick97372782 October 18, 2021
Get the “Skater” who cant kickflipmug. Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
Get the Closet Skatermug. by Vipid September 2, 2022
Get the skatermug. by Urmumvirgin October 17, 2019
Get the Skatermug. They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017
Get the skater couplemug. The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010
Get the Skater Woodmug.