Shrodinger’s Irony

One who makes statements online and decides whether they were being “ironic” or treating it as a normal post depending on others’ reactions. Refer to Shrodingers douchebag.

Group Chat 1: Men are hot
Person 1: So true
Group Chat 2: Are men hot
Person 1: wtf no thats gay
Person 2: Shrodinger’s Irony at work

by smilesguy January 24, 2023

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Shrolfing

Golfing while under the influence of shrooms. Shrolfing.

"Hey beast bros, we all took shrooms...wanna go shrolfing now?"

by Shrolf April 24, 2014

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Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

by Ste V B May 1, 2015

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Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

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