Skip to main content

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.
Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015
mugGet the bastard shooter mug.

lizard shooter

Lizard shooters are human crab mutations that walks like crabs, They always move in floks and move south during the sommer. They hide underground during the winter and alway keep yellow spotted lizard picture on their chin. There are two guns in their packet.
A freind askt me what a lizard shooter is.
by Mac john December 6, 2018
mugGet the lizard shooter mug.

TOC Based Shooter

TOC Based Shooter, or just TOC Shooter, is any Team, Objective, Class Based shooter game, such as Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, or Paladins.
A: Hey what's your favorite game?
B: I like Overwatch!
A: oh that TOC Based Shooter?
by TheDefinateDefiner November 6, 2018
mugGet the TOC Based Shooter mug.

false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.
I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.
by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019
mugGet the false shooter mug.

tommy shooters

When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters
by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018
mugGet the tommy shooters mug.

beer-shooter

When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.
Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".

Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.

Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".

Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".
mugGet the beer-shooter mug.

crotch shooter

that little nug of poop that flies out when you cough/fart
I coughed so hard I ended up with a crotch shooter crotch shot
by stressedoutmum May 15, 2018
mugGet the crotch shooter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email