saved by the bell

By far the greatest show ever to hit this planet. Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez are my heroes.

Zack, Slater, Kelly, Jessie, Lisa, and Screech

by MLG March 25, 2005

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 19, 2008

Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.

OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.

by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009

Fooka Shaded

The disposition of being in a nightclub with all your friends and being very very drunk, the name derived from the German electronic music act Booka Shade

Hugh: Is that Booka Shade on stage?

Rory: It is, and I'm fooka shaded, get in!

by Zinedinemclovin October 10, 2010

Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.

Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"

by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011

Tuna Shamed

when you suddenly feel shame while eating tuna.

aww i feel tuna shamed.... :(

by OctoOven December 8, 2018