dream-shag
A dream which involves shagging someone you were fairly sure you really didn't want to - e.g. your mother.
dream-shag by hairypict October 27, 2009
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Sympathy shag
When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.
Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."
Sympathy shag by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010
Paper Bag Shag
When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.
"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
Paper Bag Shag by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010
Drag And Shag
When someone takes advantage of someone passed out from intoxication of drugs or alcohol.Involves "dragging" the unconcious life form to a private area, and "shagging" them.
Drag And Shag by MissHayden June 16, 2009
cleveland shag nasty
described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.
bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)
cleveland shag nasty by street whiz September 27, 2011