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elfie selfie 

a song is sung by 6, 5 year olds and losers

Prairie Dog Selfie 

A selfie taken from the undercarriage to show one's turd poking out.
Person 1 "I really like this girl and she asked me for a selfie."
Person 2 "You should send her a Prairie Dog Selfie! Girls really like that nowadays!"

One handed selfie slap 

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

girl group selfie magnet heads 

\ ˈgər(-ə) \ ˈgrüp \ ˈmag-nət \ ˈheds.

attributive noun, plural.

The tilting and sticking together of heads whenever two or more girls pose for a group selfie.
The prevailing explanation among evolutionary biologists to account for spontaneous instances of girl group selfie magnet heads is that they are an expression of herd behavior, and are more specifically described by a sub-field of herd studies known as swarm theory.

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb
i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

dick selfie 

The male equivalent of the female "selfie"
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)
Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting?

But first, let me take a dick selfie.
dick selfie by hkam May 11, 2014