shit seeker

Someone who looks over or under cubical doors to see if someone is taking a shit.

"Dave recored me taking a shit at work, the dirty shit seeker. "

by Manfromilson February 3, 2017

Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.

"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017

Trouble seeker

The one who finds or invites trouble into his/her life!

Every second child in any family is a trouble seeker!

by Djd0709 May 14, 2018

Revenge seeker

Revenge seeker: Someone who likes to get revenge if someone does something to them.

If someone trips me or does something to me I always have to get them back somehow which is a revenge seeker

by Daliasan May 19, 2018

Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.

I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Daniel Seavey

An amazingly talented guy! Who has the voice of an angel. Who is SUPER HOT!!! Who loves watermelon, hates chocolate, can play tons of instruments, etc. He is currently apart of a “Man Band” called Why Don’t We.

Daniel Seavey is so hot!

by MooMooPoo February 18, 2019

Soft Serve

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Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019