scientology

A cash-driven pseudo religion that encourages it's members to dress up as 8' dogs with dreadlocks and run around in the future

John Travolta went to the Church of Scientology to discuss his latest movie treatment

by MightyScoop1 August 13, 2003

Science

term used among fellow "Sisters of Sin" to identify a specific picture, video, phrase, or interview of members of the band Ghost as being essential for possession, due to the "erotic" or "comical" nature of said item.

Can be used alone or in a sentence.

*sees gif of Alpha playing guitar*
- "Where is the full video?! I need it for Science!"

"Why is Papa so incredably sexy?"
-"Science"

-"Does anyone have a picture of Omega stomping on stage? I need it...... for Science...... yeah. Science"

by Zeph4a December 20, 2016

scientology

People who think L Ron Hubbard still lives in their minds, thus letting him invisibly suck their extremely tiny cocks

Scientology is something that even fails more then George Bush

by scientologypenus February 28, 2009

Corona Arts & Sciences Academy

This school is known as c.a.s.a most of the girls are lesbian if you see I’m they bio they have “🏳️ 🌈” the girls from there look like boys they are wack and they don’t know how to fight. C.a.s.a is pussy

Corona Arts & Sciences Academy is where fake niggas go mostly this nigga @gtm.glizzyyy

by Paulina is gay September 14, 2019

Scientification

The act of turning a non-scientific entity into an enhanced scientific property. Scientification is often used in the business world to describe data previously too difficult to explain regarding demographic product selection.

Through scientification, the boss explained to his team, we are able to ascertain which demographic has the highest sales potential.

by peat14 August 29, 2009

Scientologist

A person that jumps out of an airplane without a parachute and believes he is accomplishing something.

I hardly knew that scientologist.
He should have waited until we took off.

by dUMBELLS November 20, 2006

scientology

Another fuckin con.

When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?

If you're looking for the truth try the bible.You don't have to be lead around by some group of con men who only seek to brainwash you into giving them all of your money.Plus if you actually read the bible Christ warned in advance that these rotten sob's were a bunch of con men.Plus if you get too involved with that garbage then you'll actually sell your soul to the devil.

Turn away from that trash while you still can.

by I hope they all burn in hell for all eternity. March 10, 2005