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blind sailor

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"
My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor
by fergo September 7, 2003
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land sailor

1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006
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Sailor

A particularly metrosexual male who pretends to be gay with his friends, often misunderstood by the gay community as a homosexual. These males are generally bitchy, and jokes made against them frequently refer to oceans or ships.
Adam: "Howdy sailor! Would you like to scrub my deck, I have a pole that needs polishing." ;)

Luke (Sailor): "Dude, like, get, like seriously, the fuck away from me, loooser!"

Adam: "So there are no cannons that need some balls loaded up?"
by Perishes August 31, 2010
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sailor moon

pronounced: sailor moon
a really cool anime/manga/book, by nako takuchi AWESOME ,w00tness, 1337,kewl,nuff said
me< "OMG sailor moon is soo kewl!!"
*stuffs sugar in mouth*
me<"MOON PRISM POWER!!!"
*runs away*
me<"HEY DAN WHEN DOES HALO 2 COME OUT??!!!11"
*stabs*
*runs away*
*stuffs more sugar in mouth*
by amanda November 5, 2004
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sailors

A group of 4 extremely sexy girls. Everyone looks up to them and strives to be them. They make head's turn, and are possibly the best looking, best personality beings to ever walk this earth. Their boat was once amazing, you know you want in, as they allready have many people on the waiting list as wanabees. They know how to have a good time, with chocolate baths, towns, cake, sleepovers, dances and more, but also know how to have a fight. Ohh the sailor chats, geeso. They out do any other group and of course have the perfect penis.
'Dan: OMG Who are those FITTIES?

Tom: Oh, how do you not know? they are the SAILORS!

Dan: WOWW, get me their numbers.'
by Sailortoo March 2, 2008
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Sailor Moon

An anime series.

Sailor Moon chronicles the lives of one (then three, then five, then seven, then too many to count) hot lesbian girls who use magic and skimpy clothing to fight evil.

The only exception being Sailor moon herself who is straight, possible bisexual.

The show has received much critisms for displaying homosexual women as strong, positive role models for young children. Yet depicts straight girls as ditzy, idiotic, and self-serving.

The team is mentored by two pussies, both named after the mythological goddess Artemis. Who also happened to be a dike. (Clearly not a coincidence.)
by Dusk Soldier July 29, 2008
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Sayori

A depressed girl who you thought was happy and cheerful until she hung herself with a noose in her bedroom while you were asleep in the room next door.
"hey did see sayori yesterday" "yeah i was the reason she killed herself" "cool!"
by himynameisnotaloud March 7, 2019
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