sausage nibbler

Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip

if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotion …forget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.

by Thegoosekat May 4, 2016

Ordinary Sausage

dude on YouTube with over 500k subs right now

Guy 1: " Hey Ordinary Sausage uploaded a new video!"
Guy 2: " Who the fuck is Ordinary Sausage?"

by WhoevenusesBing February 24, 2021

sausage fest

when there is a large amount of guys and no chicks...

hmmm.. those chicks just left.. omg its a total sausage fest now

by gdfhdhtkdfgbsdfjngetrdtdfg August 19, 2006

crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

Sausage Fluffer

One who loves giving blowjobs and/or enjoys the occasional grilled bratwurst.

"Zaphlon sure is s fucking sausage fluffer."

by Mykel Napier December 4, 2005

Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Sausage Rumbler

When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.

Dude i did her up the butt last night and she gave me a sausage rumbler. It felt pretty damn good.

by tbona July 12, 2009