Sam

A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.

guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc

by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021

Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

Sam

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.

Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.

by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017

Sam

Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv

Don't talk about my freind he a sam

by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016

Sam

A "Sam" someone who has no stamina and willpower

Hey did you see Franklin got the new Xbox x
Yeah he's being a Sam though he's asleep

by Damo87 November 7, 2017

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.

Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam)

Person 1: Hey! relax!

Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!

Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days

Person 2: SAM!!

Person 1:...... what?

Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon

As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens

by Ma'kain July 3, 2008