Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018

Sam

just some dumbass that dosent know how to use common sense and thinks that he is a good lead member

Oh you're acting like Sam.

by IUnknownUserI September 21, 2018

Sam

Someone who thinks there really funny and is actaully some cocky dickhead

Look at that kid
He’s totally a Sam

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

Sam

A fag who wears his corps shirt everywere

A-Look sam is sucking his boyfriends dick again

B- thats just sambeing sam

by Any one but sam June 6, 2018

Sam

Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.

Hi I’m sam

Gang 4 life motherfucker

by Bristol boy June 11, 2018

Sam

A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.

guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc

by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021

Sam

A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.

Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam)

Person 1: Hey! relax!

Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!

Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days

Person 2: SAM!!

Person 1:...... what?

Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon

As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens

by Ma'kain July 3, 2008