Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008

Salt Boy

The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty

Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!

by fat guy on your roof March 28, 2015

liquid salt

A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.

Two lads cling to one lady; She sprays liquid salt on them and returns to her lover, Buddy.

by Fixinator March 7, 2005

salt shaker

an old mans dick!

your grandapa has a salt shaker!

by BLUE DOBBER! January 23, 2011

salt line

When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt

Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!

by samer_exodos May 24, 2016

Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.

"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."

by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011

santa's salt

another term for cocaine

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA

by Big Manu January 22, 2008