Salad Fucker 

a bowl of weed packed extra high

yo pack a salad fucker, my brother

Salad Fucker by Non-Addictive Tockage October 10, 2008

Salad Dodger

A fat ass who eats everything excepts healthy foods like salad

1.Hunter was such a Salad Dodger. MAybe his fatass might not breakeverything he sat on if he ate a salad
2. Maybe if hunter wouldnt of been on top Grant would still be alive

Salad Dodger by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009

Salad Cream 

When a male's ejaculation fluids are injected into a designated anus.

Biff smiled as he was given some salad cream from Arnold.

Salad Cream by M. Chen October 29, 2003

salad kebab 

1. When your licking a male/female anus and they pass gas. The reason for the name is when you lick an arse it is known that you are tossing the salad. However because Kebabs are 2% faecal matter, it is also a well known fact that when you pass gas you pass faecal matter. Hence the name SALAD KEBAB.

2. A kebab made of salad

This chick was frisky so i gave her a salad kebab.

Jack gave Dianne a salad kebab for her birthday

salad kebab by Spencer Tracy October 20, 2006

Salad Shooter 

A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.

The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.

"Last night was turbo fun, until Emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car."

Salad Shooter by claw_machine March 19, 2010

Salad bagger 

When someone wanks off at the supermarket till into a 'basic' mixed salad e.g baby leaf spinach, 3 leaf salad, french style salad etc and then punches the casher in the face and screams 'bag my salad you bitch'

"awww dude, that checkout girl is a total salad bagger! Wheres my ceaser dressing! IN HER FACE!"

Salad bagger by Bobby Davrow January 28, 2010

Salad Tongs 

A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!

Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!

Salad Tongs by Arkalit November 13, 2004