nesquik surprise

When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!

Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!

by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009

twunt surprise

Take the woman, open her legs lather her pussy in rich marinara sauce, Sprinkle some freshly shredded mozzarella cheese over the sauce. Cook her pussy in a tanning bed for about 10 minutes.. or until the cheese is slightly browned. When she's done, dig right in her now sloppy cheesy pussy. If you'd like you may add a surprise right into her cunt, by placing pepperoni and sausage on her clit and threw out the sauce mixture. May be complimented with Parmesan cheese or pepper flakes, and don't forget to make sure you enjoy so the woman feels satisfied.

Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D

Husband- What's for dinner tonight babe? I'm famished!
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;

by Pussyfucker11 August 11, 2010

UPS surprise

a cardbaord box filled with spinach and a hole for the penis is cut out. you insert your penis and have a friend smack the box around like a UPS delivery man.

I was afraid i wouldnt get any gifts for my birthday but then i got a UPS surprise from mom. it was the best birthday ever!!!

by njit April 18, 2004

shia surprise

That feeling you get when you feel like you accomplished something important, but then soon realized you either didn't need to do it, or there was no result

You stab him in the kidney. You just killed the murderer Shia LaBeouf!
But wait he's not dead shia surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.

by i give up March 2, 2015

Chicago Surprise

Farting while getting a blowjob or rimjob. Named because Chicago is the Windy City.

What went wrong? I gave her a Chicago Surprise.

by Robbo75 January 21, 2009

Kentucky Surprise

A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate.

Just before climax, the prankster wakes the prankee by whispering his name. When the prankee stirs, the prankster then releases himself into the prankee's eye.

The prankster then usually needs to run for his life.

Did you hear what happened last night? Charlie gave Sam a Kentucky Surprise. He'll be washing that out of his eye for months.

by thatguy212 February 2, 2009

Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009