it started

A polictically-correct way to say the word "retarded," a la the Black Eyed Peas song "Let's Get It Started."

Tom: Oh man, Jim, I was heading to school today and I saw a BUNCH of retarded kids walking to their special school.
Teacher: Thomas Joseph Wilkins! You know not to use such language in the classroom!
Tom: Sorry, Mrs. Peterson. What happened was I saw a bunch of it started kids on the way to school. They were so it started that I went up and stole a bunch of money from each of them and they didn't even notice, and then I pushed one of them over, laughed at him, and yelled "get out of the way, it start!"
Teacher: That's much better Thomas.

by Nicholas D October 19, 2005

Shart

The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.

Hey, where is that smell coming from? Ewww, I think he just sharted!

by funniegurl June 18, 2006

shart

when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.

"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese"
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"

*vomit*

*shart*

by _carri0n_ October 1, 2009

startup

A recently formed company. In modern terminology, it has come to describe a company formed with a business model relying on the internet.

Johnny Asshat: "I live in San Francisco, I think I'm going to wake up tomorrow and create a startup selling downloadable toast over the internet. It'll be free, but you'll have to pay for the jam which is where I'll make my money. Aren't I quirky and special?"

Me: "No, you're a self-absorbed idiot. Get a real job."

by Alexander Vasarab April 17, 2007

Tally Hall Shart Gif

A gif of a man violently sharting inside a bathroom stall. With a caption in impact font saying "Tally Hall" which is a reference to a popular band of the same name. This gif is commonly used for it's shock factor in discord servers. Mainly the occult V2 (previously known as r/lemon demon)

some dude: Hey you seen the tally hall shart gif?
other dude: no
some dude: *posts said gif*

by cabinet ass April 30, 2021

Starter Friend

A person you may hang out with when you go to a new city, new job or new school that you know you would never hang out with once you met some real people worth hanging out with

Girl: "what ever happened to what's his name from your work?"
Boy: "oh, i met some chill people at work so i don't hang out with him anymore. he was just a starter friend."

by NoUse4AName July 11, 2007

Starter Pack

Certain objects, characteristics, or actions that make up a particular type of person.

The "How to get rich with no talent" starter pack: camera, porn service, be Kim K

The high school starter pack: early alarms, "what's the homework" texts, advil

by Whiteboy17 November 17, 2014