Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Standards

When some stand up for themselves and know their worth.

We are allowed to have standards.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Standard Paintfall dead body

Smells like tortilla but only on twice

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by suckgaymer3212 November 4, 2020