Spleed

High as f*ck! So high you can barely function!

Yo, that rig got me spleed, I can’t even think straight.

by ObscurityXVI July 8, 2018

splendid

a past tense verb, see examples for context

"I got so splendid last night"

"he was splendid like I've never seen anyone splendid before"

"hey, want to get absolutely splendid tonight?"

"splendyyyyyy"

"fuck my pet ferret splendid all over my hat"

"that was mother fucking splendid ass chocolate for math class riding a horse shaped like a chair"
"the popcorn was splendid, and so were we"

by splendy advocate October 6, 2019

splendiferous

perfection made real...

Yo my lady, the wine, the meal, the candles, the sex...I just gotta say it like this "tonight is splendiferous"

by rocked em' all August 29, 2003

Splendiforous

A word used to describe something awesome..it can be used in many contexts and is a favorite of younger generations. it combines the words (splendid), (for) and (us) thus creating a mixture of a splendid ...... for us. hence the word (splendiforous) was born.

Woman : OMFG! that guy was sooo splendiforous
Teacher: WOW your work is splendiforous
Man: its such a splendiforous day today.

Lady: oh, that was just so... sooo..
Man: amazing?

Lady: no...splendiforous : )
Man: hehe, i know..it was asnt it...just splendiforous

antonyms: ugly, boring
synonyms: amazing, epic, orgasmic.

by Epagomenic February 4, 2010

spleen

Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.

"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"

by The Monk September 23, 2004

splem

the combination of both male and female sexual fluids.

"There is splem all over the bed"

by magaz March 17, 2007

spleech

n. jizz, sperm, male seminal fluid

adj. the color of semen

v. jizz, cum, ejaculate

v. - he spleeched on her face.

adj. - now she has spleech hair.

n. - there is also spleech all over the carpet.

by JunkInTheDrunk January 22, 2011