Lez-speak

(Noun) language system used by lesbians to communicate their sexual desires cryptically in a public settings.

Girl1: I like your shoes.

Girl2: Well I like your panties.

Girl1: But you can't see my panties because I'm wearing a dress.

Girl2: Well maybe you could show them to me sometime soon.

Girl1: I'm certain this is lez-speak so I'm going to tell you this for the very last time. Stop hitting on me. I'm not a lesbian.

Gilr2: Why ya always gotta play hard to get?

Lez-speak by uzi killer September 20, 2011

aim speak 

The term used to describe the online language faggots who are too lazy to type out the entire word use.

Aim Speak:
"OMG Liek I can't w8 2 c u!"
"LOL wtf wuz dat?!"

aim speak by Ryan Bunting March 19, 2008

Team Speak 

A form of software used by artard's when role playing online, examples of games can be the soul destroying World of Warcraft.

The average user is normally in their 20's, still living at home, no girlfriend and probably a little fat. Hence being an Artard.

This was made famous by a youtube video of one such Artard playing World of Warcraft then shouting "Leroy Jenkins!!!" and also made well know on an episode of South Park

I will be playing World of Warcraft tonight whilst using Team Speak to speak to my fellow Artards.

Team Speak by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009

To speak German 

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

To speak German by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

gay speak 

Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.

5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!

gay speak by Tha guy April 24, 2005

leet speak 

one of the worst languages ever invented, along with ebonics, semi english, low english, and Southern Speak.

invented by Hackers of the eighties and early nineties, usually spoken in Chat rooms, online PC games, and yes, even the prep tool of the Texting Model Cell Phones use leet speak.
very arrogant punks indeed, they think they are God or something of a higher power.

Example of Leet Speak: h4axxorz!!!111, Roxxerz, OMG, GTFO, PSO, and more

Example of Ebonics: yo, fo shizzle, dizzle, hizzie, fo sho, and more

Example of Semi English: 'We get phone to you.' or 'you too tired, take day off!'

Example of Low English: 'Me no likey this food' or 'you so crazy!'

Example of Southern Speak: 'Y'all wants some burgers?' or 'Nukuler bombs are the worse things ever invented.'

leet speak by Santino ash July 18, 2007

1337 speak 

The menial and unflattering, although sometimes fun, language of numbers and letters that began on internet games and forums, and has now somehow made its way into real life. "1337" is pronounced "leet", short for "elite."

omgomgomg j00 r teh sux0rz! i +0+411y pwnz j00!

1337 speak by Lady Pain March 4, 2005