sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Swipedot

Slang name for an NFC (near-field-communications) tag that works with modern smartphones.

I can swipedot payments with my new smartphone.

by Captain Wow! July 31, 2012

snipester

Someone who thinks too highly of themselves and finds it very easy to throw bad comments at others just because they think they can.

"She became a real snipester with her comments, when I asked her to please help out and she felt it beneath her to do."

by vonCK April 21, 2016

Snipechat

Covertly taking a photo or video of someone and posting it on Snapchat without their knowledge or permission.

Girl I'm sick of you snipechatting my ass doing dumb stuff and posting it for everyone to see!

by Katpatdel July 2, 2017

Snipe

A snipe is somebody that takes something of limited availability away from you when you have implicitly staked a first preference to it.

Oh my god shes such a snipe! She sniped my job by calling and applying before I had the chance to!!

by `_Mdmazing April 18, 2018

Sniperwipe

When one utilizes the minimal amount of toilet paper to finalize the wiping process of ones anus, or for precious fecal removal.

Frank employed a tactical sniperwipe to expunge all fecal matter from his ass.

by noobcicle May 21, 2018