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Snack Snitch

Implies someone is always in the break room and “reporting” to the boss
“Snack snitch waddles from the vending machine to the boss’s office like it’s a relay race, one hand full of chips, the other full of excuses
by Snack snitch June 23, 2025
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Snack Wagon

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
Snack Wagon: noun

Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
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Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
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Snack that smiles back

Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI): An infection transmitted through sexual contact, including vaginal, anal, and oral sex. STIs can be caused by bacteria, viruses, or parasites. z
by Ghettoprodigy August 10, 2025
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Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.
Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.
by Tink81 October 12, 2025
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Clan Snack

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Easy Snack-cess

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.
I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.
by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
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