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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
mugGet the colorado fruit smoothiemug.

stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.
After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.
by alwaysinthedark March 6, 2015
mugGet the stiring the smoothiemug.

athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
by lotion_god November 20, 2021
mugGet the athiest smoothiemug.

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022
mugGet the Longhorn Smoothiemug.

Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly
by Bagghagg June 4, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Smoothiemug.

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.
look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?
by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
mugGet the Vagina Smoothymug.

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