Skip

When you like someone and they don’t like you back. It’s called a crush when you like someone and they don’t like you back so it crushes your heart. A skip is a person you don’t want to trust. They’ll just break your heart and you won’t see it coming.

He’s a skip and everyone knows it.

by #j23 June 3, 2020

SKIP

Being a Skip is where you have no human compassion and you just want money and fame when 99.9 percent of humanity wants too be compassionate and your on the otherside

We watched a man almost die but skip still wants his teammates to play

Or
Everybody else pulls over for the ambulance with the lights and sirens on but skip there still wants a coffee so he doesn't pull over

by Pokorski January 2, 2023

National Skip School Day

Evey 5th of October , skip school (well loads of ppl weren’t in so yk - ig) .

“Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”

by Human 😌 October 5, 2021

Go Skip Rocks

Telling a particularly naive and annoying person to go away.

Go Skip Rocks, Andy, you little terd.

by NightKnightTonight July 30, 2024

Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.

Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!

by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023

Skip

Give up on a project, a discussion, or an activity.

We were on the verge of skipping it after taking multiple incorrect turns on the route.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021