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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
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skater couple

They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.
by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017
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Skater chick

Another punk riding a skateboard like a city slicker

Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
Man: you're a skaterboy / skater chick a*s punk city sliccin and smoking menthols mr. Cali mcb*tch
by MdmaTripVacNDubMylar October 30, 2021
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The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him
by Bigdickrick97372782 October 18, 2021
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
by Platypussies December 28, 2019
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Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010
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SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.
"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."
by A. Starkey September 1, 2008
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