Happy Saturday

When someone comes in your mouth and you spit it in their hair and rub it around.

"I was with Bella last night and she totally gave me a Happy Saturday"

"Nice bro"

by PicklePicker69 December 17, 2021

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022

saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Sandwich Saturday

every Saturday Californian man#1391 will make funny memes of himself to "Sandwichify" random people in Roblox Studio

Discord user: @Californian man what is sandwich saturday
Californian man: a day where i post funny sandwich man memes or sandwichify someone

by Californian Man February 21, 2021

Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father

went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.

by Trey greenwald May 28, 2018

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023

Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).

Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021