Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023

Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022

Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.

Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010

saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019