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Simpson University

A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.
Damn, this church has less rules than Simpson University.
by Simpson's very own Satan October 21, 2011
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The Simpsons

Greatest old show ever.. Don't Dis it.

I love ralph.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there..

The Simpsons rock...
by £iÄnÅ November 19, 2006
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Pimpin Simpson

a person with the last name Simpson that is physically attractive or has a way with the ladies/men.
I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!

Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
by tylena July 1, 2006
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samson

a psychoactive product of the plant Cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.
by layshu December 28, 2007
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JD Samson

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre
by rosex September 14, 2007
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jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
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The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.
The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.
by Piranha September 26, 2006
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