sam

homo who loves taking it in the ass. this type of person doesn't care who they hurt or how condescending they are. also, nobody can ever be friends with this person, although they pretend to be.

I never did anything to you!!! You are such a sam!!! Stop telling me what to do!

by matt gertz December 15, 2008

Sam

Uses people to go places,sucks dick,acts differently around other people.SMALL DICK,Masterbates to anime, thinks he is cool or hard,GAY OR BI,lies alot, likes it in the ass, only dates girls to cover up being gay,

That dude is such a Sam i would never want him as a friend.

by Levi555 March 27, 2009

Sam

A whiny type of person who thinks that the world owes them something. Most Sam's are loners with not many friends. They will argue at any chance that they get, and continue to fight their battle even after they have been proven wrong. They rarely have jobs, and don't like to work hard even when they do.

Man! How about you do some work and stop being such a Sam?

by Kayyytin June 20, 2009

Sam

A cute ass that likes 'shyers'. He needs a mohawk. & He onlu uses girls for one thing. He spends all of his time touching his GLAD.

You're such a sam.

by :]]]]]]]H! August 16, 2009

sam

a gay faggot

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by samxksjbcskj July 8, 2009

Sam

A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.

Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."

by the_penzance May 8, 2014

Sam

Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.

Girl: I hate sam
Her bf: me too

by Chizino September 24, 2017