Anal Salad

The act of eating a flower from ones rectum.
he put ranch on his anal salad.
by T-L-R October 19, 2010
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salad barred

Christopher: What are we doing tonight
Chuck: Getting salad barred.
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big salad

When someone wants credit for something when it is or isn't really credit-worthy. Or is credit worthy and they call attention to their credit-worthy performance.

"What was it dude, a big salad?"
My husband said I thanked everyone at the table for dinner but him. He cooked the meal but everyone chipped in. He asked me, "Don't I get a thank you?", to which I replied, "What was it - a big salad?"
by crd06 July 04, 2006
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POLK SALAD

Polk salad is a toxic plant containing phytolaccatoxin and phytolaccigenin. These substances are toxic to mammals and may cause death. Polk salad is however eaten in the Southeren United states. The young greens should be boiled and drained three times to purge the toxins before they are fried in hot oil or bacon fat with eggs. Polk salad likley gained popularity in the south during hard times when people had little else to eat.
That Polk Salad tastes like spinach.
by ARC26 April 21, 2008
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Salad tongs

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.
by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011
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tossed salad

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.
My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.
by UrbanDom May 11, 2006
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cobra salad

Eating out a girls asshole while wearing a bandana around your head.
Ashley was hungry, so I gave her a cobra salad.
by Skunkador February 06, 2007
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