russian droolette

When a man is in a room full of women (preferably sluts or skanks). Each girl has 30 seconds to give him head before the next girl's turn. The girl who receives the moneyshot loses.

I know shes a spitter, cause I saw her lose a game if russian droolette.

by Jack Diesel April 1, 2016

Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.

"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."

by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016

Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.

He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.

by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013

Russian Shot

Like a regular shot but with twice the volume

John: “ that’s a fat shot”
Vladimir: “ that’s barely even a Russian shot”

by The Russian Jew November 2, 2019

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Russian Bear

A person who has a non-standard fetish for weight gain and obesity (Examples include “belly play”, “stuffing” and “bloating”) - similar to feederism.

Russian bear FDE - A Russian Bear who likes to be fed for sexual pleasure
Russian bear FDR - A Russian Bear who likes to feed others for sexual pleasure

Dylan: Have you seen Kam recently? He’s been putting on weight like crazy, he might be a Russian Bear FDE
Max: Might be a possibility

by DK.15 January 19, 2022

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 4, 2023