when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
by i eat black babies May 05, 2022
by MahaRandi May 13, 2016
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
by KinkyFlower123 April 17, 2016
by dat clever boi February 01, 2018
The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 04, 2023
when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.
"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing
(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
by Friiedpickle78 November 05, 2021