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Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.
"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."
by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016
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Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.
He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.
by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013
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Russian Shot

Like a regular shot but with twice the volume
John: “ that’s a fat shot”
Vladimir: “ that’s barely even a Russian shot”
by The Russian Jew November 2, 2019
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Russian Bear

A person who has a non-standard fetish for weight gain and obesity (Examples include “belly play”, “stuffing” and “bloating”) - similar to feederism.

Russian bear FDE - A Russian Bear who likes to be fed for sexual pleasure
Russian bear FDR - A Russian Bear who likes to feed others for sexual pleasure
Dylan: Have you seen Kam recently? He’s been putting on weight like crazy, he might be a Russian Bear FDE
Max: Might be a possibility
by DK.15 January 19, 2022
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Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 4, 2023
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Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.
A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!
by HelloTurkey July 9, 2017
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A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire
by dat clever boi February 1, 2018
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