rump bump

rump bump means that when a man grabs a woman/man by his/her hips and shoves his hard erect penis into her ass crack, while in the process of pulling his/her pants down. then, they shove the person on the ground, get on top of the person and rides them like a pony, then you go 69 on their ass

damn bitch, i had sonia over last night and i tried to rump bump her ass but it was too flat and nasty, and she was terrible.

damn hoe, i had m&b in bed last night, they were the best rump bumpers i know.

by Marissa(: June 13, 2008

Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

by bandteacher December 7, 2009

t-rumpleforeskin

A bumbling wrinkly penis-headed idiot that is presently leader of the free world who wants to nuke North Korea and has poor command of the English language.

T-RUMPLEFORESKIN likes to play golf a lot using taxpayer's money.

by Mackleinstein February 27, 2018

rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

by Spoof January 22, 2005

Rumpelstiltskin

A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

by manyperson August 10, 2009

rumfudgery

1: An expletive.

2: Actions of mischief resulting in an expletive.

1: RUMFUDGERY!

2: Will you phytes cut it out with that damnable rumfudgery!?

by Gloom September 7, 2003

rump snake

Flatulence released by the sound of a long hiss.

Ooops sorry that was my rump snake.

by jdp May 22, 2006