Lady on the roof

A urban legend that says every horse has a lady that lives on the roofs and hides very well. If you go on that roof she will eat you up. This is a story to tell somebody especially a child not to go on roofs.

Make sure you don't sneak up to the roof or the lady on the roof will eat you.

by 459395 May 31, 2022

roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking

Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.

by phecez May 23, 2014

The Roof

An attractive white girl, usually from South Africa/Botswana

Hey bro, ask The Roof out yet?

by Le schpoain January 12, 2023

fell of the roof

That time of the month

omg Aguanetta , I just fell of the roof and I have really bad cramps...I'm not going to make the bukkakefest tonight.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017

raw roof

When sharp crunchy food such as breakfast cereal (mainly Cap'n Crunch) causes cuts and pain to the roof of your mouth.

I've got some serious raw roof from my Crunch Berries this morning.

by valpu19 August 14, 2016

roof

a place where people go to have sex at the top of a tall building and are almost caught when someone else comes up to it and immediately assumes no-one is on it. commonly used in anime and manga

person 2: lets go up to the roof

person1: " ahh ahhh jack its feels so good

person 2: shhh we might get caught

person 1: no one ever come up here well be fine

( door opens)
person 3 : well i guess there no-one up here might as well take a break

by Mr.chicken dude January 8, 2021

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022