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Douchosaurus Rex

By far the largest douche in its environment. Douchosaurus Rex is a fierce predator that walks around on two powerful legs. This meat-eater has a huge head and very small brain. Well regarded as the King of the douche bags and feared by all lesser douches.
That Douchosaurus Rex looks like he is ready to "throw down"...get ready to "bolt"

Yikes! look at the Douchosaurus Rex in the "wife beater" over there. They just don't grow "mullets" like that anymore.
by J-jizzles October 19, 2009
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Cuntasaurus Rex

This motherfucker is the queen of the cunts. she is pure evil steer clear of her you never know she might be your own mother. if she existed during the time of dinosaurs she more than likely would have survived extinction.
Your mom is the biggest Cuntasaurus Rex I have ever met in my life, Steven.
by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018
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Rex Gunderson

Tatical war chief, fought along side Harambe and Sid the Sloth, defeated various memebers of the Anti-Vax community. As well fought in WWII alongside the legendary warriors such as Dora the Explorer and Giga Chad, being awarded three Purple Hearts, two Medals of Honor, and estimated to have killed over 700 Nazis with his toes.
Soldier 1: Sir there are too many Nazis
Rex Gunderson: Not enough, as long as i have my toes nothing can stop me?
by Rex Gunderson April 27, 2022
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Cuntasaurous Rex

Someone who surpasses the Cunty Cunt in the stakes of Cuntness
I thought she was a keeper , then the real Cuntasaurous Rex came out
by Livsloveslearning November 22, 2014
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Clitosaurus Rex

A woman who has an enlarged clit; This term could also describe a woman who thinks or acts like she has a dick.
"Brah, i was totally about to go down on this bitch last night right. I pulled her panties off and there was a clitosaurus rex staring me right in the face"
by Chris Harless July 7, 2008
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Pussasaurus Rex

Noun. 1. A female cat that is extraordinarily evil. 2. Someone who is extraordinarily weak.
1. "Watch your toes...there's a Pussasaurus Rex under the coffee table, scoping out her next kill."
2. "She made you cry? Dude, you are being such a Pussasaurus Rex! Grow a pair, will ya?"
by sonik J January 18, 2007
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Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.
I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself
by Martin June 11, 2004
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