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The Randy Quaid

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."
Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid
by Parker Welch August 3, 2008
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randy

The name for someone who is inexpicably acting like he/she is part of the conversation/group, when no one has any idea who he/she is. An abbreviation of "Random." Randy is the male version; Miranda, the female.
"Who's the randy?"

"This party blows. There are too many randies."
by hpmolly May 19, 2006
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some one that is random. You can usually add something before it like B.T. randy Big Time Randy
by BTrandy March 6, 2009
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Randy Orton

lol whoever said Randy Orton sux, now you are probably feeling stupid because everybody likes him now, but I don't have to worry about that because I have always loved him even when he was a heel;)
omg, I was doing my math homework and there were 20 questions and if you get 3 wrong then you have to start over and I had already gotten 2 wrong, then I was on the last one and I got it wrong:-|
by Mandy Orton September 27, 2004
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Randy

Usually a douche. Eavesdrops on conversations that he isn't supposed to be in. Slicked black hair, which looks like he could have used spunk as a hair gel substance. Pale as fuck, like Edward from twilight. Acts like he knows everything, and supposedly is a,"Sexy Beast" even though he probably hasn't gotten any. Has weird theories about women, and thinks he looks very handsome. Usually relates women to materialistic things, such as cars, or guitars, which is NOT how you get a girl if you tell them that. Sings in 1 tone, for every song, and thinks he is "bad ass" because he hangs out with mexicans for "protection." Often relates things with stories of,"back home we use-ta do things this way!" Big redneck, likes female celebrities. Says things are "dirty" after someone says them, even though it is him with the dirty mind.

Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Wow, Randy hasn't been himself ever since middle school, because he had to set expectations for others and just had to be accepted.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC October 19, 2010
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Randy

A random grenade in Call of Duty.
A call out for a random 'Nade' without looking.
Oh, man I just got the sickest Randy ever.
by Bald Balls December 6, 2010
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Randy

e.g. oh hes such a randy
by Hue Hue Hue matey May 11, 2016
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