Roman Yogurt

When two guys ejaculate in a single yogurt and then eat it together.

Harry Potter: Hey, Ron you want to jizz in yogurt then eat it?
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.

by D'Angelo Collins December 9, 2013

Roman Fenzl

A person who doesn't know crap so he ends up growing a divergent hair line and also plays battle cats. He also corrects people if they are grammatically incorrect.

God that guy is a weirdo. He's exactly like a Roman Fenzl

by Guywithrandomdefinitions April 25, 2017

roman reigns

Roman Reigns is what a wrestling star is supposed to be, he has the in ring excitement, a marketable look, and actually looks like a world champion. In an era where indy vanilla midgets rule the WWE, Roman Reigns stands out from the rest. He can legitimately beat other big superstars like Triple H, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker and it wouldn't look silly because he doesn't posses the attributes most indy darlings have (under 6ft, 200 lbs, spams kicks and flips). Before announcing his unfortunate leukemia return in late 2018, Roman would always receive the biggest crowd reactions night after night.

Person 1: That Roman Reigns guy shouldn't be world champion at all, WWE should make Johnny Gargano champion because of his incredible workrate.

Person 2: Dude, who is Johnny Gargano?

by BelieveThat! January 23, 2019

Roman Empire reconstitution movement

A movement that seeks to reconstitute or reform the Roman empire both in teratorial extent and type of government either by bring the nations of Europe together or conquest. And then to extend it over the rest of the world till it becomes a world government.

He's in the Roman Empire reconstitution movement.

by Judge dredd7 August 3, 2011

Roman chariot

FFM Threesome act: put two girls with long hair side by side in doggy position. Grab both ends of hair in one hand, fucking one girl and fingering the other with the free hand.

"Dude I can't believe Jessica and Amy let me ride the Roman chariot last night! "
Holy crap how was it?

"X/X"

by Apples3Apples June 23, 2017

roman candle

The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.

It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!

It's a Roman Candle!

by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

Roman Elephant

Beginning with the "Roman Battle Helmet", you then proceed to get a boner and start pissing, making it look like an elephant.

18th Century Hooker: Hey, I commend you on that Roman Elephant you gave me last night.

Hollywood: Yeah, at first it was a roman battle helmet, but then i got a boner and started peeing.

by Thomas Corden November 10, 2006