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ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco
I was so sad today. I ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT'd.
by awesomeselflover September 17, 2010
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roll with the punches

when things dont go your way and you adapt to the changes and keep moving ahead instead of flipin out
Nothing ever goes my way so i just roll with the punches
by Mello Man December 2, 2004
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rice my roll

To sabatoge another's good time out of jealousy, spite or malevolence.

Synonymous sayings: To burst someone's bubble, to steal their thunder, to salt their game, to playa hate

Etymology: All-you-can-eat sushi restaurants are infamous for putting extra rice in their rolls so that you cannot eat as much.
Man, you're sister was totally feelin' me - why you gotta rice my roll?

I could've eaten 20 spicy tunas if the chef hadn't riced my roll.
by Junius February 27, 2004
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nigger roll

A large wad of ones with a single twenty on the outside to make it look like there is a large roll of twenties.

Used to rip off careless drug dealers and the like
That black ass nigger just payed for his dope with a mother fucking nigger roll.
by Christofer December 12, 2006
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Friday-Roll

Similar to Rick-rolling, Friday-Rolling is when somebody links an unsuspected soul to the music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This act of Trollism traces its roots back to Newschoolers.com.
Dude1: just follow this link for a free jiberish hoody
Dude2: Ok! Ah fuck I got Friday-Rolled
Dude1: HAHAHAHA
by Mr.Bishop April 11, 2011
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roll of the ship

A naval term used as an excuse by somebody who stumbles into the back of another person, often when the penis of the stumbler is in a somewhat turgid state. The stumbler is blaming the way the ship is rolling about in what is probably a heavy sea.

The usual response to that involves a roll of lino. That is a comparison with a roll of linoleum floor covering, i.e. something hard, thick and long. That may be a warning to not do it again, or a thinly veiled invitation to do it again, only more deliberately. Nobody knows which is which until they respond in the wrong way.
Jim Lad: "What the fuck was that???"

Nobby: "Sorry, roll of the ship"

Jim Lad: "Felt more like a roll of lino"

Nobby: "Oh, interested?"

Jim Lad: "Go and fuck yourself"
by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010
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courtesy roll

Upon vacating a house/apartment, the half roll of toilet paper you leave behind for the new occupants as a courtesy
Bob made sure to leave a courtesy roll for the new occupants incase the need should arise whilst they moved in
by Geof Wilson August 12, 2007
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