Richard Gere

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster

Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere

by StayStoked November 30, 2010

Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.

1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.

by DelCast January 31, 2007

josh richards

Otherwise known as joshrichardzz is a tik tok GOD, and the sweetest person alive.

Josh Richards is the definition of perfect!!

by @richardzzstrongg July 4, 2019

richard smith

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'

richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'

by mike April 6, 2005

richard and the twins

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick

ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s

by octopus69911 January 26, 2006

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016