infinite regress

Total sadness and remorse.

Yolanda gots infinite regress fo' slappin' Pearleen at Paw-Paws funerile.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

regressive

A person who don't believe progress means granting rights to dangerous minorities. A decent person.

Commie:God is regressive.

by rfdyt April 25, 2009

Ragret

Ragret is act of misspelling Regret while having Autism.

"I'm just feeling so much Ragret right now." nigger
"Shut up nigger" Superior White Male

by Peesidan December 25, 2019

regretiniscence

The mixture of feelings of bitterness, sadness and regret when you realize a song lyric, scene from a movie, or some other kitschy moment is indeliably etched into your memory, wasting those brain cells for more deserving works.

I just heard Elton John's "Ticking" for the first time in probably twenty-five years and I recited every lyric, what a terrible regretiniscence.

by Hartnoy February 20, 2011

Regretrospect

When you look back on something embarrassing or unfortunate you did in the past

Damn man, did you even look at that grenade before you hooked up with her last night?

Dont even remind me, I can barely shake this regretrospect as it is

by zee183 November 21, 2011

Regretigans

When shenanigans just aren't enough and you completely have gone beyond the definition of shenanigans and absolutely regret what you have done.

"OMG last night was SO crazy. I got into major shenanigans! I completely regret everything I did. I made out with (insert regretted name here) and came home soaking wet!"
"Dude...those aren't shenanigans...Those are regretigans!"

by Raewow's Biggest Fan October 21, 2011

regreterection

sexual stimulation or an erection that you don't want in a situation due guilt or regret

Last night, I got a regreterection while cuddling with this slut, even though I have a girlfriend.

by D.O.U.G September 28, 2013