Don't be such a quimby!
by Cheeezhead March 5, 2020
Get the Quimby mug.An individual whom is facing catastrophic failure and complete ruin, almost entirely devoid of resources, displays uncanny ability to navigate the chaos around him and process the knowledge required to persuade complete strangers to pay him their money for services he has little to no experience with. On the brink of a potential miracle and rapid ascent into success, spontaneous combustion created by the most unlikely source, he is propelled back into reality and inevitable misery.
Andrew didn't know what he would do to save his family, until suddenly everything started falling into place for him and he secured relief. Then was promptly kicked in the face by a horse and it never happened. Typical Quimby.
by Morton's punching bag December 6, 2020
Get the Quimby mug.After this game of plunder, would you like to be the quimby. I’m a little sore so I’d rather bring up the rear.
by Dr. Slippy Fists March 4, 2021
Get the Quimby mug.Abbie told the nice CIA recruiters at UMass-Amherst, looking to find new war criminals in illegal wars, to find some trim and quimbrim where the sperm don't swim.
by barleycorn October 31, 2021
Get the quimbrim mug.When the CIA came to UMass, my alma mater, intent on recruiting new losers to their criminal cause in Central America, Abbie Hoffman and Amy Carter marched right up to that table and uttered, quimbrim, and proceeded to lie on the floor for dramatic effect. The agency fellow snapped a pic. And then we heard Abbie had died of an overdose. A business card was found at Abbie's place that said: Duane was here.
by barleycorn November 3, 2021
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