Preventative Shit

Dropping a load before a workout, in order to prevent it from happening during a workout. Usually preformed before leg day.

Bro 1: "Bro, are you coming? It's squat day!"

Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"

by ieatcows77 July 8, 2014

pure mortal

Getting so fucking drunk you face your own mortality

Ah man I was pure mortal last night hey!

by bassplayapodge January 5, 2015

Pure wet willy

When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear

One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious

by D money509 April 22, 2015

Prevelance

The fact or condition of being prevelant, commonness

The prevelance of obesity in adults

by Ur Mum's Best Friend September 15, 2016

prevue

When an older man likes younger men.

Larry likes to prevue the new recruits.

by The Wheazle May 30, 2017

Purebait

Term for clickbait, whether an article or video, that only tries to get you to click it for ad revenue. There's no content past the title, or the content is completely fictional. Purebaits are usually scams that either want you to click a sketchy link or be confused about what you're watching long enough to count as a view.

I tried to watch this new movie on youtube, but the video was a purebait. it was one hour and 48 minutes of the same image.

by Manndude1 October 5, 2017

Prevenge

Prevenge: when you know someone is going to do you dirty so you get them twice as bad before they get you.

I got prevenge on that crook long before he could steal from me.

by Ken Banner December 25, 2017