piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

pleasure puddle

What a girl leaves after intense pleasure. Usually found on bed sheets or a car seat.

"Yo, dawg, Shwanda left a pleasure puddle on my sheets after we did it last night."

by stir-dawg January 11, 2008

puddle

The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.

The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.

In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.

by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009

Puddy

The male genitalia (penis and testicles) at the peek flaccidity

1. She would have done it if I was erect, but after the whisky shots, I was puddy the rest of the night.

by Victor Monsuelo October 21, 2011

puddle butt

cumming in your partners butt

corey turned that girl into a puddle butt

by duke u May 8, 2008

puddlecuddle

Public hot tub

Hay darling would you like to meet me at the, "puddlecuddle," in the apartments.

by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019