polovko

An emotional Russian who loves crappy cars. Polovkos also tend to believe that they are of a nationality other than their true Russian heritage such as Ukranian. Many believe that they embrace other countries because they are secretly embarrased of their natural desire to kiss other men.

Dude! Come back to reality and stop being a Polovko.

by stress sweater September 10, 2016

paolo dingal

a type of monster who lives in a bukid(forest)

paolo dingal is masturbating always

by Hao Asakura November 3, 2003

Polo Ralph Lauren

The tacky, overpriced, overwhelmingly low quality brand all of the lower middle class douche-bags found to replace Hollister the latter part of 10th grade.

"I be rockin' Polo Ralph Lauren in this bitch."

by Keelroy November 21, 2011

water polo

the gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and splash each other with water, while wearing speedos and tossing around a ball with one hand while playing pocket poolwith the other

he was straight until he joined the water polo team. now look at him. he listens to techno now.

by lil steve_o December 25, 2007

Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.

Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.

by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014

poololums

it is the process whereby you laugh so hard you shit yourself

"dan just did a poololums when i told him what happened in maths"

by nicko1 December 20, 2007

Polo a J

To polo means putting a marijuana cigarette through a packet of polos, often giving the smoke a minty taste

Person 1 - you wanna polo a J man?

Person 2 - Yes, I would.

by wowthatisalongword June 13, 2010