An unpleasant, negative, angery person who's always getting in your hair imposing on you and making life suck.
My parents are pricks coz they always impose their will on me and they even think they're entitled to tell me what I am allowed to like.
by Neb January 20, 2006
Get the prick mug.A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.
by becy September 4, 2005
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An extremely long, thick, hard penis that controls its owner so completely, he cannot prevent it from making all his decisions.
The questionnaire was long and boring.
"Have you ever driven more than 300 miles for sex?"
Three hundred miles? John mused to himself. How about three thousand? He'd done that at least a dozen times.
"This test was written by pussies." he murmured.
He finished, at last and turned in his form and #2 pencil to the redhead in the tight black leather skirt. "Thank you." she said, icily, as she slipped the form into the scoring machine, which began whirring softly. It spat out the form and she snatched it up and perused it with steadily increasing wonderment.
"Perfect score... this isn't possible... this... you... " she met John's arrogant stare. His faint smile. Was he for real?
"My god." she said at last.
"What is it like living under a pricktatorship?"
John smiled and tilted his head and sighed.
"Why don't you come home with me and find out for yourself?"
He observed once again, the splendor of the color nature program playing out on her skin. Her cheeks flushed in a riot of bright red, wildfire spreading out across her alabaster orbs as her heart began jackhammering and her eyes dilated.
"OK," she heard herself say.
It was time she did some real research.
"Have you ever driven more than 300 miles for sex?"
Three hundred miles? John mused to himself. How about three thousand? He'd done that at least a dozen times.
"This test was written by pussies." he murmured.
He finished, at last and turned in his form and #2 pencil to the redhead in the tight black leather skirt. "Thank you." she said, icily, as she slipped the form into the scoring machine, which began whirring softly. It spat out the form and she snatched it up and perused it with steadily increasing wonderment.
"Perfect score... this isn't possible... this... you... " she met John's arrogant stare. His faint smile. Was he for real?
"My god." she said at last.
"What is it like living under a pricktatorship?"
John smiled and tilted his head and sighed.
"Why don't you come home with me and find out for yourself?"
He observed once again, the splendor of the color nature program playing out on her skin. Her cheeks flushed in a riot of bright red, wildfire spreading out across her alabaster orbs as her heart began jackhammering and her eyes dilated.
"OK," she heard herself say.
It was time she did some real research.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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Get the crusty prick mug.Often associated with a fuck boy. Someone that's like a flie. Won't leave you alone and is a silly retard which makes them annoying and a prick.
by Yh fam that's me May 30, 2016
Get the annoying prick mug.A term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a sexual manner, claiming that they have had sexual intercourse with you mother or are doing so even if you are stood right next to her. Whatever you say, they will repeat themselves and pretend that they have the largest penis in the world, and you mother has been very satisfied by it.
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah but I fucked ur mom last night"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
by Caliga Certus June 17, 2007
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