Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.
I don't like Preston.
by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. Preston is the sweetest person you could ever meet with gorgeous hazel and and blonde hair. He can be a bit sassy at times but then again who isnt. He is so funny and can make you laugh no matter what. He is thoughtful and caring, letting you speak you mind about anything youd wanna talk about. Being around him is always a good time. At first he may be a bit quiet but once you get to know him you see how funny, sweet and loving he is. He cares very much about those closest to him and is patient with those close to him. Being able to love someone like him is such a blessing, and being near him makes your heart smile. He is also very good with words despite his beliefs that hes not. He is so unique. But depending on who you ask you might get a different answer💀He is a very good listener and remembers even the small details of what you say. He is extremely loyal and will stick to your side until the end. I love Preston soooo much 😋
by wompwomplover December 30, 2023
Get the Prestonmug. Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on
by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019
Get the preston baermug. by Kirk to January 3, 2017
Get the markus prestonmug. "Another Settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map" Being asked by Preston Garvey, for it's all that he's known for because that's how Todd Howard made him.
by Preston Gravy August 27, 2022
Get the Preston Garveymug. Preston Parmesan is Tim Cheese's nephew and Justin Cheddar's son. Unlike most mice, Preston Parmesan grew up in the sewers of Paris. Rumor has it that Preston Parmesan showed Ratatouille the ropes before he became a well-renowned chef. Once Ratatouille became successful, he hired Anton Ego to curb stomp Preston Parmesan.
Preston Parmesan strutted into the deli, insisting that only the finest aged cheese would meet his impeccable standards.
by Brie Baggins March 25, 2025
Get the Preston Parmesanmug. the most absolutely amazing person you will ever meet.he can be difficult at times but if you stick around long enough to know how to handle it, he will be your best friend.i love preston with all of my heart.his ginger hair, his amazing smile and his hazel eyes. he’s a very athletic person and will put all of his time into his sport.he has a great heart, a great personality and he’s the kind of person that i would want to marry.i would trust him with my life. <3
by Volleyballgal January 24, 2022
Get the Prestonmug.