Thoughts and prayers

When you think of someone and send their best to them.

I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.

by Green&Red bows October 16, 2020

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

Prayer Hands

Two hands placed together as if praying administered in the anus or vagina for a holy experience.

Police: Tell me again how it happened?
Julie: I told him I wanted to wait then he choked me until I blacked out. Mid-way through I woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
Police: ... you mean prayer hands?

by Pisseidon June 9, 2011

praylee

a little brat

this girl is such a little praylee

by theone\ March 7, 2017

prayvo

another why to say bravo.

at the end of a play everyone shouts: prayvo! prayvo!

by genna July 6, 2003

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008