Swine Floo Powder

What Harry Potter and his friends use to get from place to place when there's a global pandemic.

Harry: Let's go somewhere!

Ron: Can't, I've got the swine.

Harry: Not to worry, I've got swine floo powder!

Ron: YAYYYYY!!!!11111rotflolololololol!1!!111!

by pacmanawesomepants November 06, 2009

powdered sugar daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy but reserved for older, older men. Hence powdered sugar. Like great grandpa old. Usually mid 80's to mid 90's, wealthy, retired but definitely not tired.

"Did you hear about (insert person's name older than 18 but younger than 30)? She found a powdered sugar daddy and now she has someone to buy her alcohol!"

by Vachinadoll July 18, 2017

Powdered Jelly Donut

Snorting cocaine off of your friend's puckered asshole

Me:
Bro i got a Powdered Jelly Donut last night if you know what i mean ;)

You:
What the fuck?

by Pugachev01 September 10, 2022

Columbian Rush Powder

Another name for Cocaine.

Damn, Jimbo just did a 8-ball of columbian rush powder.

by D.J. fittlestick February 22, 2017

powdered balloon knot

The act of sprinkling cocaine on the sphincter then snorting it

sphincter snorting powdered balloon knot

by EricfromPoco May 17, 2010

Hot Powdered Donut

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........

by The_Funbags February 25, 2010

Powder my nose

A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).

(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.

by RobDestiny April 10, 2017